The G00d -getting tickets for this as part of a surprise birthday "do" for a friend later this month.
The Bad - guzzling not one but two ch@i lattes today. I don't even want to think about how many calories that was.
The Ugly - I was in my friend JJ's office when Mad Secretary came in, stood at the fax machine, let rip the most gigantic f@rt, smiled and nodded at us and walked back to her own office. !!?!?!??!??!!!
"A Place of Greater Safety" by Hilary Mantel
18 hours ago
Wow...
ReplyDeleteThat's um...
wow.
What did you dooo??? I'd follow her with air freshener! lol
oOoO that show looks good, reckon that would be a right laugh!!
ReplyDeleteAs for the co-worker, I would have waited for a few seconds til she got back to her desk, then casually walked up to her, paused at her desk and said sweetly WITH a semi serious look on your face "next time you need to fart, do you think you could do it outside? My nose can't tolerate certain smells".
But then I'm evil.
xx
was mad secrtry drunk????!?!??! because if not, OOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD.
ReplyDeletei would have been tempted to follow her and ask if she'd been having these bowel problems for some time - you know, fake-overly-concerned kind of thing?
don't worry about the calories. as long as you're not doing it daily you'll be ok.