This will take some time, I like to be prepared for all eventualities.
1 NHS lanyard to which is attached my photo ID, swipe card and 2GB memory stick
1 set of office keys
1 set of house keys
1 diary
1 notebook
2 hankies
1 mobile phone
1 0yster card
1 tube of tiger b@lm
1 mini torch
1 fold away to nothing nylon shopping bag
1 roll-on bags-under-eyes reducer
3 pens
1 pencil
1 book
1 umbrella
1 digital camera
1 MP3 player and ear-buds
1 purse
1 little green make-up bag containing spare contact lenses, 4 hair grips, a tube of lip balm, my brand new, super-dooper migraine meds
1 plastic bag containing a spare pair of clean knickers, 1 tampon and 1 sanitary towel (today is CD204 - any day now, right...?)
1 box of spearmint Tic T@cs
1 hair band
1 inexplicable pen lid
1 kitchen sink and a lost tribe of Inca...
"A Place of Greater Safety" by Hilary Mantel
18 hours ago
oh my god - now you have to post a picture of your bag! How big is it? You are certainly prepared! I love that you have a torch in your bag! I do too - or did till I lent it some-one who has not given it back to me yet
ReplyDeleteYou have Mary Poppins carpet bag right?
ReplyDeleteI thought perhaps you just had a "normal" bag, until you got to the last item on your list..
There ain't NO way a lost tribe of Inca could fit into a "normal" bag, just no way!
I demand a pic of this magic bag!!
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LOL
ReplyDeleteSounds like my handbag!
Wow - that's full! Wish I had you around me, I could use someone so well prepared...
ReplyDeleteOMG...I feel so unprepared.
ReplyDeleteYou have a purse in your bag? LOL! Seriously, like Jen said, I feel very unprepared after reading all that! ;)
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