... and despite having taken 5 days' of Primolut, Aunt Flo is still AWOL.
I've done everything. Apart from taking Primolut I have also:
worn my best white nether-garments
forgotten to take extra sanitary supplies and painkillers to work
changed the bed linen
What more is a woman to do??
"A Place of Greater Safety" by Hilary Mantel
18 hours ago
Thank you so much for the kind words on my blog!
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh when I read this post of yours...Aunt Flo is being a stubborn ole cow if you put on white and she STILL won't show up! Thats a dead cert way to get her to show up normally!
Keeping everything crossed that she turns up soon for you hon!
xxxx